Just saw a reel by an “astrologer” who said that if you have Mercury retrograde in your birth chart (Substack article about that coming soon btw), you’re likely to be a pathological liar. Then she said that if you have the Moon in your first house, you’re super empathetic and wear your heart on your sleeve. Guess what I have: Mercury retrograde and Moon in 1st house. So what am I, lying but also wearing my heart on my sleeve??? See, this is why TikTok “astrologers” are completely useless. They’re not only clueless, but willfully ignorant, and smug about it. Unfortunately, they tend to have lots of followers. Like attracts like, I guess. But what do I know, I’m a two-faced Gemini who can never focus on anything but somehow finds the dedication and laser-sharp focus to study and manipulate other people. 🤦🏻‍♀️ 🤪 🫠

Dear "astro girlies" (and some bois): Stop abusing astrology as a means to bolster your ego by tearing down other people based on your misconceptions and the lazy, pseudo-psychological drivel you picked up from New Age trash literature.

Astrology was NEVER intended for silly, judgmental popularity contests. If you don’t know how to do nuanced chart interpretations based on someone’s entire chart (and not just the sun sign), can’t make accurate forecasts and think astrology is all about psychology (not that you’d be qualified as psychologists either), then maybe, just maybe, find another hobby to monetize on social media.