Well, the Noem/Trump spin machine has already bought their headline at the New York Times, which is running:

“In South Dakota, Neighbors Feel Sorry for Kristi Noem’s Husband

“In the tiny town of Castlewood, S.D., where everyone knows the Noems, the prevailing sense was that people can’t help but feel bad for Bryon Noem after a tabloid photo leak.”

“Tabloid photo leak” sounds so terribly quaint, doesn’t it? It could happen to anyone!