Well, this completely buggers up my latest contribution to the world's literary canon, that I was just putting the finishing touches to when this popped up: 10 reasons to subscribe to STSC 1. Read on: you won't believe what happens next. 2. Hear what our writers have to say about the hot topics of the day. 3. All articles bolstered by copious quotations. 4. Only the finest nonfiction (none of that touchy-feely poetry stuff, or fiction written by people who don't have the requisite lived experience to write what they've written about). 5 All articles based on a starter 'written' by ChatGPT. etc

Oh well.