“Romeo and Juliet is the greatest love story ever.”

PEOPLE. Romeo and Juliet are two teenagers who fell in love, had a few miscommunications, and died, all in the span of like three days.

HAVE YOU TRIED MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING.

Beatrice and Benedick are “old flames” who both swear they will never be married, pretty much spend the entire first act insulting each other, are SET UP by their friends, then actually do fall in love. While still insulting each other the entire time. They're basically the original enemies-to-lovers, and they both have great character (unlike some people. . . cough Claudio).

Thank you for coming to my speech.