My summary of the internet today:

The Alt Left (Matt Taibbi/Tulsi Gabbard etc): “We knew Kamala was going to lose because people hate Democrats and the Deep State and don’t want endless wars”.

The Bernie Left (Cenk Uygur/Nathan Robinson etc): “We knew Kamala was going to lose because she is a corporate elite who doesn’t care about the working class”.

The smug conservative (Andrew Sullivan/Bret Stephens etc): “We knew Kamala was going to lose because of woke far left identity politics”.

The Alt Right (Charlie Kirk, Tucker Carlson etc): “We knew Kamala was going to lose because bros love Donald Trump!”

The truth is, everyone had their theory of the election. My guess is that if you got it right this time, you probably got it wrong last time too, so while you can feel very clever for the next few days, remember that your next prediction will likely be wrong.