My timelines are full of stuff. Like I’m sure almost everyone here. But scrolling through on a Saturday morning gave me a headache.

I’m not winning any editing prize here but there are two players on opposite ends of the spectrum here.

Now it would not be BaseballNerd to not include a few stats:

Joey Votto- Career slash: .294/.409/.511 | OPS .920 | OPS+ 144

Manny Machado- Career slash: .276/.335/.482 | OPS .818 | OPS+ 122

Manny, you’re hitting .175 right now. You might need a village.