The Art of War is always deception, otherwise you lose the war:

"Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant. Feign disorder, and crush him."

Then your enemies assume you are dead and buried, just before the net closes around them and suddenly they realise they are trapped and have no way out.

The eight duplicitous, arrogant, insincere fuckwits who fell into the traps set never knew they were being played by the Geordie Sun Tzu!

It’s not my fault the police asked if anybody had any reason to conspire with my ex against me to destroy my life by posing as my ‘best friends’, which led to me being falsely arrested three times on Christmas Day for trying to wish my daughter Merry Christmas.

I mean, I’m sure they will understand when its the law coming knocking on their doors any day now, not me and that they were being watched by the police from the day they thought they had me fooled on 13/09/2023.

I believe that is Natural Law, so don’t buy a word of the cowardly, treacherous gobshite [you know who], who hid in a puddle of his own piss when I found out he had taken the bait and stolen my passport and ID docs, after fucking around on his wife for the third time since I met him with my ex, when he was supposed to be picking up my property in his van.

Thus far, that identity theft has resulted in two bank accounts being cleared of thousands and yesterday another was shut down by somebody who must have my passport in their possession, who falsely claimed that a criminal had hacked the account, so I had no notifications from the bank.

Now they are all up shit-creek without a boat, never mind a paddle.

Imagine when they find out who’s playing me in the story that will be made into a film this year, starring the biggest actor in the world.