This was my first post talking about my theory that Trump was building a digital military apparatus underneath his supposed ballroom. A lot of people have claimed I’m making this up, spreading misinformation, and warned that I’m a grifter fabricating conspiracies for views.

And I’ll be honest — it hurts my feelings. Because if I were sitting at home inventing conspiracy theories for TikTok views, I promise you I could come up with something a lot sexier than ‘underground server cooling systems with fiber optic latency optimization 🤓☝️’