Real Talk Saturday: I don't even want to tell you this. But here we are.

While half of America is white-knuckling it through security lines that wrapped into the parking garage... I walked straight to the front.

Zero seconds. Every time. LAX. MIA. LAS. JFK. LGA. All of them. This year.

Touchless ID.

It's what PreCheck was in year one. What CLEAR was for a minute before everyone figured it out.

Part of me wants to keep it exactly that way.

But the other part of me can't watch people suffer through something so preventable.

Get Touchless. Tell no one.

You didn't hear it from me.