Runways are theater. Closets are reality. And I’m not sure we need all the theater when reality is this sobering. If you don’t have something meaningful to say, don’t cast thirty models and stage a show to not say it. Do a brand activation or some other soulless thing engineered for screens, and please, do not invite me. I want to see more stuff like the crystalline dress at Khaite that made me elbow my friend in the ribs and say, “You’re wearing that to my wedding.”