A priest, a boy, and Don-Old are on a plane. The plane is in trouble and they must bail out. The trouble is, there are only two parachutes.

The priest begins to tell the boy he must take the first chute, he’s young and has a whole life to live.

Don-Old interrupts. “No. I am the most beloved, smartest man in the history of the world. I must be saved!” He grabs for a chute and jumps out of the plane.

The priest says, “Son, you take the other one and save your life.”

The boy says, “It’s alright, Father. We’re both saved. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”