Dumber than an empty can of split peas.

So apparently the universe still has a sense of humor, because every now and then it serves up a perfect little karma crusty shit sandwich and makes some absolute genius eat the whole thing.

Enter Junior Pena.

This bloke builds an Instagram empire with half a million followers, waves the American flag, screams about Trump being the savior of the nation, posts tough guy pro-deportation nonsense, and then, plot twist, turns out he himself is an immigrant.

Not just any immigrant, mind you. A Brazilian immigrant who came to the U.S. in 2009. Literally identifies as an immigrant in his own damn bio.

And what happens?

ICE kicks down the door and drags his ass away like a faulty washing machine.

You could not write a better comedy script if you tried.

This guy spent years cheering for the very machine that eventually scooped him up. He stood there yelling build the wall, lock them up, send them back, and the whole time the wall was basically aimed directly at his own forehead.

That is next-level stupid. That is gourmet, five-star, Michelin-rated stupidity. That is dumber than bellybutton lint.

Imagine being so brain-dead that you campaign for the crocodile to eat people, then act shocked when it eats you.

These Trump fanatics keep thinking the leopard is only going to eat other faces. Nah mate, the leopard eats ALL the faces.

And now he is sitting in detention somewhere, probably staring at a concrete wall, thinking, “Wait, I thought they meant the bad immigrants.”

Yeah, genius, to them YOU are the bad immigrant.

The lesson here is beautiful and simple: when you cheer for cruelty, eventually the cruelty finds your address.

And when it does, don’t cry about it. You ordered the damn meal.

*Originally posted by I Fucking Love Australia