I went to the dentist and got my teeth cleaned. Which is basically like voluntarily going to Guantanamo Bay for an autistic person. My teeth feel good now though. Slippery smooth like a dolphin. I go to an all female dentist practice. Isn’t that interesting? I wonder if they have a no male hiring policy or it just happened like that coincidentally. Maybe they don’t want any dude dentists sneakin’ looks down your XXL tee at your bazungas when you got a bite block in.