I just had my fourth son. We named him Bruce because after 4, fuck it. He’s a scowlin’ howlin’ beast of a baby making a good case for nominative determinism. Sometimes I think we should’ve given him a mild title, like Henry, and then maybe he wouldn’t be so bossy. But I’ve never met a bad Bruce nor heard of one either--Springsteen, Willis, Wayne, Lee... When people come to my house, I offer them earplugs at the door. I buy jars of them on Amazon subscribe and save. Small price to pay for a mess of lively people.