A partner needs to be like a bra. A good fit, supportive, uplifting. They need to be tight, hug your shape as is, and compliment you. They need to be comfy, not make you itch, and definitely made of stuff that's non-irritating. Most of all, they need to fill your cup, as you fill theirs. And feel great when you're wearing them. You have to be able to go anywhere with them, and even feel a tiny bit lost without them. You need to rely on them, especially when you're on the run, but they need to be breathable too.

And it helps if they look hot.

Yeah, a partner needs to stay close to your heart, like a bra.