"As one of your local badgers, I reject the allegation in today’s story on your website that badgers run like old neglected footstools which have just discovered their own sentience."
tom-cox.com
Subscribe now Dear Patrick, I imagine it might come as a surprise to you to hear from me in this way. Because putting pen to paper is considered so damn old-fashioned these days and I last saw you not even three hours ago. But also for... the other reasons. How