My latest novel is published in paperback on July 2nd. If you pre-order from Blackwell's here they'll send it to you with FREE international delivery and you’ll also be helping more copies of the book (which is too f***ing weird to be trendy and being released by a small publisher, with no “marketing spend“) get into shops: blackwells.co.uk/booksh…

As you can see, Professor Charles Cardigan was on the edge of his seat, open-mouthed, the whole way through it.

There are also a number of special early copies making their way into independent bookshops in the UK as we speak, so if you are in the UK and have one of those nearby, please do ask if they have it in stock.