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After a lot of persuasion, the landlord of my friend Fiona’s flat agreed to let her have her cat Dennis in the flat with her but said he would need references for Dennis first. A policeman friend of Fiona’s agreed to be a referee. ‘If Dennis was a human, I wouldn’t arrest him,’ the policeman wrote, ushering Dennis smoothly through the referencing process.

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