To add: I will not plan, purchase, put up, organize, or find storage space for any holiday decorations. If my wife complains about it or suggests not doing it this year I will get upset and tell her she is depriving the kids of a memorable holiday experience.

I will not clean, prepare, or organize our home for the holiday season.

I will not find or purchase items for holiday charity drives, toy drives, or food pantries that benefit our community.