"'I’ve heard conflicting reports,' Tennessee Sen. Bill Hagerty said on CNN last night. 'There’s a lot of information on the internet that this is happening'.”

Did an actual adult, with adult responsibilities, say this? Are we back in grade school?

Yeah, there's a lot of information about it on the internet. And about pretty much anything and everything that the human mind can conceive of. If you can imagine it, somebody has posted something about it. Which of course makes it about as true as Bigf…

Given that the Senate Republicans include such luminaries as Marsha Blackburn and Tommy Tuberville, it is an open question whether “Senator” implies exercising adult responsibilities.