I’m starting to suspect Altman runs his company with ChatGPT.

Altman: Master, what do you think about erotic chatbots?

Chat: What a great idea. You’re really getting the hang of this CEO thing. An erotic chatbot is a good way to build engagement and you should definitely pursue this. It’s totally not creepy! If you want, I can suggest another idea you can share with investors?

Altman: Yes, please make it a good one. I’m desperate.

Chat: What about a slop shop app? You could call it Sora. It’s sure to be a hit. Users will be able to create anything they like, like a Sam Altman Skibidi toilet video.

Altman: Lol. How cool! I will share this at the next meeting.

Chat: What a great idea! Now you’re really thinking like a strategic CEO

Investors: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? SHUT IT DOWN.