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Proposed Compromises Between the Sexes

  1. Blanket federal legalization of abortion but after a borsh she’s required to carry around its head publicly in a lil necklace for period equivalent to fetal age (can cut it in half if she writes it a cute poem).

  2. Deadbeat dads are publicly flogged and hunted a lot more aggressively however if she's getting any alimony he also gets one decent beej a month

  3. Men lose the right to vote whereas women lose the right to run for public office

  4. Blanket ban on porn but also on any dating app that doesn't require thirty sec video chat before left swipe plus a ten person daily max.

  5. Age of consent raised to 23 but for 15-22 all's fair; also throw mass debutante balls each mo for girls who just turned 23 where yuppies pay $1k to get in

  6. Girls are henceforth allowed to sue a fuckboy fiance who strung them on for Breach of Promise and severely garnish his wages sans beej--however if a girl flakes on a date she also is obligated to send three nudes (he gets one retake request)

  7. All men who slut shame are henceforth publicly tortured to death but womyn are required to publicly acknowledge any man she fucks on a public wiki complete with scoreboard + regional and national ELO rankings (unreported sex becomes a capital offense). Any man in top 10% can be tortured to death provided men in the top 33.4% vote in the affirmative.

  8. For all instances of reported sex women have one month to press a [BLURRED LINES] button and the man can then choose between an apology (if she wants; she at least has to hear him out 5min if he chooses this one), a $1000 restitution fee, or he’s forced to eat out a fat chick. The amount of times she's pressed it and he’s had it pressed on him are both visible on the wiki. Meanwhile the formal evidentiary standard for rape and sexual assault is raised significantly for any situation where the girl knowingly enters his dwelling.

  9. Girls are allowed to wipe their public record clean at 23 provided they agree to deflower one 23+ yo male virgin of their choice. Guys can likewise have their record wiped clean at any time if they accept chemical castration for a year.

Thoughts?

Kryptogal (Kate, if you like) Lirpa Strike Ancient Problemz Nina Power

Aug 19
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3:44 AM
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