Whoa, podnuh! I warn't suggesting we all chip in for a new coach. I was just thinking of ponying up for a Cessna 182 and pilot to tow a banner saying "FIRE CHIP'S A**" around the Mausoleum.

I'm in the Civil Air Patrol and probably could commandeer a Cessna but I'd be serving a stretch in the Greybar Hotel and I don't think they pipe in ESPN, etc. to the rec rooms there.