I love when I tell a story onstage—or write one on Substack—and someone asks if it’s true. I’ve lived my life chasing adventure. I’m basically the Indiana Jones of being kind of a jerk.

All that is to say, this is real and it's spectacular. I have no idea how I managed to drop out of high school of my own accord without being expelled, arrested, murdered, or sued.

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