I was waiting for:

trump says I did not sleep with the porn star. "Why did you pay her $130,000?"

"America, this guy thinks you are stupid because he just keeps lying to you."

Things were so bad under Biden and great under me. "Then how did I kick your ass by 7M votes?" The election was rigged. "What actual proof do you have?"

Now I am a dang HS teacher and if I can come up with these, what in the fuzzy hail were the "professionals" doing with President Biden?