recipe for a viral article:

• 1 cup of “jeremiad virtue signaling”

• 3 tbsp of “brainrot and doom scroll pearl clutching.”

• ¼ cup of “AI hysteria”

• 1 tsp of “gen z stare.”

• a dash of “clavicular looksmaxxing”

put it in the oven at 375 for 40 minutes and bone apple tea.