“You look cuntfused, Stacie. Are you cuntfused? Well, let me explain this next game to you. That anal plug… it’s an Edge-O-Matic 3,000, which sounds fake as fuck. But I assure you, it’s 100% real, and you’ll love how it works. I was going to get you a Nogasm, but after seeing the Edge-O-Matic has a web interface, I was sold.”