I got into stupid dad jokes last year, I was telling them to patients in post op, now they bring them in with them.

Lady at my Docs office yesterday told me that one.

It is nice telling jokes, that I don't have to look over my shoulders, TWICE, before telling.

Old chicken rd joke.

Why did the chicken cross the rd?

To far to walk around.

oooh oooh

I am on a roll.

Happy POETS Day.

Every Friday is poets day.

You know, Piss On Everything, Tomorrows Saturday.