Wonderful! My favorite line in this post? Zelensky: “I’ll need an interpreter because I only speak English.” Perfect put-down of MTG. Thanks, Andy for today’s laugh. ❤️
Mardzhori Tovarisch Greene better start choosing her tea carefully. And staying away from open windows in tall buildings. Failure has consequences, da?
‘Tis comforting that freedom’s loss is comedy’s gain…..for now. But I’m reminded of the line from the guy who thinks he can fly, jumps off the 100 story building and quips as he zips past the 50th…..’so far, so good!!’
“Answering a reporter’s question, Zelensky signaled that he might be open to direct talks with Greene, but added, “We would need an interpreter since only I speak English.”
Sadly, Biden said they’ve been trying to negotiate with Greene as well, but the US doesn’t have anyone in its employ that speaks in high-pitched tongues.
After reaching out to the Trump campaign for a possible interpreter, Trump spokesperson, and quintessential sadist, Stephen Miller stated, “sorry, we can’t help you; we hardly know this troll!…:)
Too funny! Yes, for most American sane people, Marjorie needs an English translator!! How Crazy must things be, for her to be the go to person, for the most Powerful Country in the world??
As an unofficial member of the Jewish Space Laser Corps, I admit I roared with laughter at the thought of Marjorie Taylor Green being incapable of telling the difference between the Ukraine and Israel.
Poor Marjorie Taylor Greene! Victimized yet again by the Democratic Party gazpacho. (Soup Nazis?)
Once again my day begins with a laugh! Satire? Yes! But walking such a very, very close line to truth! You’re the best, Andy!
Wonderful! My favorite line in this post? Zelensky: “I’ll need an interpreter because I only speak English.” Perfect put-down of MTG. Thanks, Andy for today’s laugh. ❤️
Mardzhori Tovarisch Greene better start choosing her tea carefully. And staying away from open windows in tall buildings. Failure has consequences, da?
I have a couple of days off for Passover but the space laser umbrella will remain fully staffed and ever vigilant.
I'm with President Zelensky! Obviously Putin has planted a bot in Congress.
‘Tis comforting that freedom’s loss is comedy’s gain…..for now. But I’m reminded of the line from the guy who thinks he can fly, jumps off the 100 story building and quips as he zips past the 50th…..’so far, so good!!’
“Answering a reporter’s question, Zelensky signaled that he might be open to direct talks with Greene, but added, “We would need an interpreter since only I speak English.”
Sadly, Biden said they’ve been trying to negotiate with Greene as well, but the US doesn’t have anyone in its employ that speaks in high-pitched tongues.
After reaching out to the Trump campaign for a possible interpreter, Trump spokesperson, and quintessential sadist, Stephen Miller stated, “sorry, we can’t help you; we hardly know this troll!…:)
MTG: bless her heart, poor li'l punkin . . .
It is healthy to start the day with a smile and a good laugh.
Too funny! Yes, for most American sane people, Marjorie needs an English translator!! How Crazy must things be, for her to be the go to person, for the most Powerful Country in the world??
Andy, this one is priceless! Thank you for starting my week with a big smile.
As an unofficial member of the Jewish Space Laser Corps, I admit I roared with laughter at the thought of Marjorie Taylor Green being incapable of telling the difference between the Ukraine and Israel.
Good and sensible action triumphs over the best efforts of serial philanders including a rapist, fraudster and grifter. What a country!!
Thank you, Andy. The world needed some good news, and only you can put humor to it.
MTG should just defect to Russia.
#MoscowMarge