That Biden cartel employee of the year award reminds me of something the Arizona governor Hobbs said after she stole the election from Lake:
"No, i'm not involved in the Sineola cartel, i'm not taking bribes from them, and i'm not laundering their money. *Laughs* So..um..just kidding." https://bitchute.com/video/X0UCCpQbAIQ8 [12 seconds]
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Why California is broke and Texas is not.
The governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the governor's dog, then bites the governor. The governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie Bambi and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.<br>
He calls animal control. Animal control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 for testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the state $200 for testing it for diseases. The governor goes to the hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and getting his bite wound bandaged.
The running trail gets shut down for six months while the California Fish and Game Department conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals. The governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a 'coyote awareness program' for residents of the area. The Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
The governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training, re: the nature of coyotes. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.
The governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and tries to attack him and his dog. The governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The governor spent 50 cents on a .380-caliber, hollow-point cartridge. Buzzards ate the dead coyote.
Today my first thoughts are with a man that gave his life for the benefit of others.
Most all buildings that stand the test of time are set on a foundation that has been engineered in some manner. If we were to ignore the foundations engineering and began knocking blocks out from the base of the building eventually continued weakening of the foundation would take the building down. Similar to a building placed on a well engineered foundationAmerica was created on rugged individualism, true competitive capitalism, family, religion, life, liberty, private property rights, equal justice, and secure borders. The Stalin like communist left has declared and has waged war on every major foundational block America has rested on for nearly 250 years. The true ironic lefts downfall is without the rugged American individual and without true capitalism for the Stalinist left to feed on, they cannot survive. The left rests out on a limb and continues to chop at it nearer to the trunk of the tree. They attack America from a place of structural weakness. If these radical leftists are able to destroy enough of Americas foundation, and we are not able to stop them, they will become extinct by their own hands. They cannot exist without us.
The leech, that horrible ugly creature. They attach themselves to a passer by and then feed on the hosts blood. Their whole purpose in life is to take more and more so they can produce more and more of their own. The leech teaches us that sin takes all it can from human life and gives absolutely nothing in return. Happy Good Friday to all of you. J.Goodrich
Just finished reading Mark Twain's "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" for the first time in my life. It serves as a reminder that people once did just fine without nanny government.
All that concrete under the windmills. Interesting that Oregon is shutting down small farms using CAFOS rule, that prohibits concrete milking stands in barns. You just cannot make this stuff up!!!
tooth fairy ! LOL. Read a lot about wind turbines, several countries have to start/run them on petrol, I certainly remember Ireland. Saw some exploded ones as well. And that the broken ones are very hard to recycle. Great selection!
Wow, was I ever on the wrong track concerning the FFs before I opened the feed - I was expecting "Free Rent" to be about the scourge of the day/week/year: Squattahs (Mr Webster would say, "squat-ERs"). Imagine the skid mark as I veered even further to the right to get back on the mental track I first heard from the Dulcet vocalizations of our departed Rush, now commenting from his heavenly Golden EIB microphone. This may impact how I refer to ol’ President 💩 💩 head - I cannot visualize President Trump sharing space in that vacuous wasteland with 💩 💩 - even if ol’ President 💩 💩 head has the facilities to compartmentalize.
Corruptionberg needs an ocean liner (USS ???) steaming toward it
600 cubic meters, concrete, almost 3M (3,000,000) pounds, 1,400 tons - besides the enormity of this number for just ONE tower, I’m wondering how many potholes could be repaired.
Ya’know, before I began reading the FridayFunnies I never realized I had an issue with mental illness (OK, save for that last bit of late teen angst when I voted for a Peanut in every Pot - in my defense I was EIGHTEEN and it was a different time); now, there are Fridays I’m depressed, sometimes severely, others I find myselves in riotous mania, and yet there are those end of week worries, like today, where I fear that I’m bipolar - I swing from laughter at the outset and conclusion with a deep trough of depression in the middle. Thank God I have katz. 😊
Blessed Easter, y’all; and remember, regardless of what you read, hear or see, today is still Good Friday
The report stated that the ship's controls were hacked by an unknown third party that gained access to the ship's computer system, possibly using a mobile phone.
Investigation into the incident indicated the malfunctioning of the Lady May's computer system was caused by unknown actors taking external control over the yacht's system and network, the report said.
I do believe this is your best yet - anyway, it's my favorite! Everyone of these "cartoons" Is dead-on. (a little play on words there). I'm sharing for sure , as these are too good to keep to myself - then moving to a deserted island. Have a Holy and Blessed Resurrection Day!
Friday Funnies. Can’t live without them! The container ship of Biden lies destroying America was especially poignant. But live the music video. Had me up dancing, uh, walking like a Joe Biden! Happy Easter!
I miss your emus! For goodness sake don’t cross them with wolves. That could be gain of function.
Almost Easter. We had an enormous bunny in our yard. Somehow the freezing weather in NJ did NOTHING to the clover and arugala. It’s still spicy. She had a nutritious dinner … eating for 6 (order of magnitude estimate).
I was thinking “mRNA-free protein.” I asked the Mrs. if she had a recipe. She was not amused. “Who do you think I am? Mrs. MacGregor?”
That Biden cartel employee of the year award reminds me of something the Arizona governor Hobbs said after she stole the election from Lake:
"No, i'm not involved in the Sineola cartel, i'm not taking bribes from them, and i'm not laundering their money. *Laughs* So..um..just kidding." https://bitchute.com/video/X0UCCpQbAIQ8 [12 seconds]
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Why California is broke and Texas is not.
The governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the governor's dog, then bites the governor. The governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie Bambi and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.<br>
He calls animal control. Animal control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 for testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the state $200 for testing it for diseases. The governor goes to the hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and getting his bite wound bandaged.
The running trail gets shut down for six months while the California Fish and Game Department conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals. The governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a 'coyote awareness program' for residents of the area. The Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
The governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training, re: the nature of coyotes. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.
The governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and tries to attack him and his dog. The governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The governor spent 50 cents on a .380-caliber, hollow-point cartridge. Buzzards ate the dead coyote.
And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not. https://bitchute.com/video/WcFgdrweTAdd [2:11mins]
Today my first thoughts are with a man that gave his life for the benefit of others.
Most all buildings that stand the test of time are set on a foundation that has been engineered in some manner. If we were to ignore the foundations engineering and began knocking blocks out from the base of the building eventually continued weakening of the foundation would take the building down. Similar to a building placed on a well engineered foundationAmerica was created on rugged individualism, true competitive capitalism, family, religion, life, liberty, private property rights, equal justice, and secure borders. The Stalin like communist left has declared and has waged war on every major foundational block America has rested on for nearly 250 years. The true ironic lefts downfall is without the rugged American individual and without true capitalism for the Stalinist left to feed on, they cannot survive. The left rests out on a limb and continues to chop at it nearer to the trunk of the tree. They attack America from a place of structural weakness. If these radical leftists are able to destroy enough of Americas foundation, and we are not able to stop them, they will become extinct by their own hands. They cannot exist without us.
The leech, that horrible ugly creature. They attach themselves to a passer by and then feed on the hosts blood. Their whole purpose in life is to take more and more so they can produce more and more of their own. The leech teaches us that sin takes all it can from human life and gives absolutely nothing in return. Happy Good Friday to all of you. J.Goodrich
Just finished reading Mark Twain's "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" for the first time in my life. It serves as a reminder that people once did just fine without nanny government.
All that concrete under the windmills. Interesting that Oregon is shutting down small farms using CAFOS rule, that prohibits concrete milking stands in barns. You just cannot make this stuff up!!!
20 minute Youtube -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unOXcKigSuY
tooth fairy ! LOL. Read a lot about wind turbines, several countries have to start/run them on petrol, I certainly remember Ireland. Saw some exploded ones as well. And that the broken ones are very hard to recycle. Great selection!
Wow, was I ever on the wrong track concerning the FFs before I opened the feed - I was expecting "Free Rent" to be about the scourge of the day/week/year: Squattahs (Mr Webster would say, "squat-ERs"). Imagine the skid mark as I veered even further to the right to get back on the mental track I first heard from the Dulcet vocalizations of our departed Rush, now commenting from his heavenly Golden EIB microphone. This may impact how I refer to ol’ President 💩 💩 head - I cannot visualize President Trump sharing space in that vacuous wasteland with 💩 💩 - even if ol’ President 💩 💩 head has the facilities to compartmentalize.
Corruptionberg needs an ocean liner (USS ???) steaming toward it
600 cubic meters, concrete, almost 3M (3,000,000) pounds, 1,400 tons - besides the enormity of this number for just ONE tower, I’m wondering how many potholes could be repaired.
Ya’know, before I began reading the FridayFunnies I never realized I had an issue with mental illness (OK, save for that last bit of late teen angst when I voted for a Peanut in every Pot - in my defense I was EIGHTEEN and it was a different time); now, there are Fridays I’m depressed, sometimes severely, others I find myselves in riotous mania, and yet there are those end of week worries, like today, where I fear that I’m bipolar - I swing from laughter at the outset and conclusion with a deep trough of depression in the middle. Thank God I have katz. 😊
Blessed Easter, y’all; and remember, regardless of what you read, hear or see, today is still Good Friday
Miles Guo yacht hacked in 2016:
The report stated that the ship's controls were hacked by an unknown third party that gained access to the ship's computer system, possibly using a mobile phone.
Investigation into the incident indicated the malfunctioning of the Lady May's computer system was caused by unknown actors taking external control over the yacht's system and network, the report said.
https://freebeacon.com/national-security/beijing-suspected-hacking-yacht-owned-chinese-billionaire/
Congratulations on your case against Stripe Dr M.
The: Walk Like A Joe Biden" - (Walk Like An Egyptian Parody) | Louder With Crowder is only available on Rumble (in Holland anyway!)
Have e great Easter!
I do believe this is your best yet - anyway, it's my favorite! Everyone of these "cartoons" Is dead-on. (a little play on words there). I'm sharing for sure , as these are too good to keep to myself - then moving to a deserted island. Have a Holy and Blessed Resurrection Day!
Whey Oh Whey Oh!
1. The wikipedia edit HAD to come from some resident of the UK! 😆
2. The "that's why aliens fly right past us" was really funny. 😂
3. "Crow on the Orient Express" took me a moment; very clever!
Friday Funnies. Can’t live without them! The container ship of Biden lies destroying America was especially poignant. But live the music video. Had me up dancing, uh, walking like a Joe Biden! Happy Easter!
The greatest female wrestler of all time was Andy Kaufman
Thanks for the good humor! I see 60 million is goint to fix the Baltimore bridge. That was fast, wasn't it????
Robert these get better every week.
I miss your emus! For goodness sake don’t cross them with wolves. That could be gain of function.
Almost Easter. We had an enormous bunny in our yard. Somehow the freezing weather in NJ did NOTHING to the clover and arugala. It’s still spicy. She had a nutritious dinner … eating for 6 (order of magnitude estimate).
I was thinking “mRNA-free protein.” I asked the Mrs. if she had a recipe. She was not amused. “Who do you think I am? Mrs. MacGregor?”