Apr 19·edited Apr 19Liked by Robert W Malone MD, MS
Don't know how you find all of these Dr. Malone, but thanks. To repay you, here's a video that will brighten your day in 7 seconds flat: Why Are Chickens So Funny? https://bitchute.com/video/laFFMxr3SRbV [7 seconds]
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.
ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
Apr 19·edited Apr 19Liked by Robert W Malone MD, MS
When I was a kid the world seemed so big. Columbus sailed thousands of miles across dangerous oceans to find a new world. Just over 80 years ago Nazi Germany started invading its neighbors. The world began to shrink for the US when Japan attacked Pearl Harbor and 4 days later Germany declared war on America. In May 1940 Belgium was attacked and taken over by the SS. In Belgium it wasn’t until May of 1944 that Anne Frank was discovered in hiding by the Germans. Eventually she ended up at Auschwitz Concentration camp, where she inevitably succumbed to starvation. I mention Belgium and this shrinking world because my father a poor kid from Boston, was shot in Bastogne Belgium in the Battle of the Bulge. Germany opened a southern front attacking The former Soviet Union (Russia) through the Ukraine. This was one of dozens of attacks over centuries against Russia through its southern border the Ukraine. Today the world has shrunk to the point where war has ended up at our borders. We watch enemy globalist forces seeking to destroy us converge and allow tens of millions into our country, many American hating terrorists. The battle has changed from tanks, fighter planes and guns to a war on our sovereignty, culture, currency and standard of living. This war against us has many firsts. Much of our own government is plotting to destroy our way of life for their own financial gain. How much more can this unquestionable success of a society take before this enemy within creates enough division that it triggers the final blow? Or will the present day patriots be able to stop this treason and set our beloved country back onto its foundation? Only time will tell. J.Goodrich
I know this sounds Batchit cwazy wabbit impossible, but there are actually people out there who are still supporting Resident Biden, and this administration.
A woman was recently quoted: "Joe Biden could rape me in the street, and I still wouldn't vote for Donald Trump".
This is a sickness, fueled by the MSM, political hacks, slimebags who hate America, hate OUR freedoms, and will stop at nothing, including MURDER, POISONING, and STARVATION as their tools to get what they want.
The more I read, the more I see, the more I talk to people, the more I love simply spending time alone with my dogs and my wife, and dislike any interactions with the general public
Primarily dogs, but the wife too, from time to time
I’d love to laugh at the funnies, but they’re so true, I just get pissed off 😤.
Today the lovely state of Pa sent me a penalty bill for not paying enough taxes quarterly, although they get all my $$ anyway. I just think of all those paying zero on welfare and all the ILLEGALS getting everything for free from us taxpayers‼️
Vote for all America First republican candidates, or kiss America goodbye 😡
I was remembering my former partner Saman from Iran and his brother Farzan and their mother and their sister, and the wife of Farzan, Azedeh and their daughter Pegah whom I watched sleep and loved. Their father saw what was happening in Iran with the Shaw and got his children out. This was during the time when women had rights and their mother divorced, worked in a hospital and came to visit often. Knowing these Iranians and their hearts and souls makes a difference about how I feel about any war anywhere. It gets personal.
Apr 20·edited Apr 20Liked by Robert W Malone MD, MS
These are so painfully, ironically comforting. We all look so forward to the affirmation we get from each image and meme.
Remember when political humor was a magnification of reality? ha - We've long passed "You can't make this stuff up."
The multi-layered orchestration of evil that's prevailing worldwide today, no comedian alive could exaggerate.
Those who could make positive change clearly won't and the worst gets worster day by day. After this week's news I couldn't be more convinced that prayer and fasting are the only weapons to effect change. In all truth they are the most effective and therein it's only doubt that renders believers inoperative. Right where evil wants us to be. Blessings to all and much love and gratefulness to the Malones.
Dr. Malone, Your Fallout series is SO good, and each program is even better than the one before. Please encourage EpochTV to initiate a newsletter-signup list so that followers will be notified when there is a new program, and we could notify others in advance. Otherwise, there's no way to know.
The Biden Cartoon Show is beyond belief! His gaffes are notorious. He is not cognizant. Yet he sits in the highest seat...An (not our) American president and the Commander in Chief of America. Biden, the tool of people in the White House who hid him in the basement during the election; fearful of what he would say, when he opened his mouth.
Don't know how you find all of these Dr. Malone, but thanks. To repay you, here's a video that will brighten your day in 7 seconds flat: Why Are Chickens So Funny? https://bitchute.com/video/laFFMxr3SRbV [7 seconds]
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.
ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
KARL MARX: No single chicken built that road.
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
Edit: The above was found on a joke site with no attribution, thanks to SurfingUSA for providing it: https://mikerowe.com/2021/08/off-the-wall-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road
When I was a kid the world seemed so big. Columbus sailed thousands of miles across dangerous oceans to find a new world. Just over 80 years ago Nazi Germany started invading its neighbors. The world began to shrink for the US when Japan attacked Pearl Harbor and 4 days later Germany declared war on America. In May 1940 Belgium was attacked and taken over by the SS. In Belgium it wasn’t until May of 1944 that Anne Frank was discovered in hiding by the Germans. Eventually she ended up at Auschwitz Concentration camp, where she inevitably succumbed to starvation. I mention Belgium and this shrinking world because my father a poor kid from Boston, was shot in Bastogne Belgium in the Battle of the Bulge. Germany opened a southern front attacking The former Soviet Union (Russia) through the Ukraine. This was one of dozens of attacks over centuries against Russia through its southern border the Ukraine. Today the world has shrunk to the point where war has ended up at our borders. We watch enemy globalist forces seeking to destroy us converge and allow tens of millions into our country, many American hating terrorists. The battle has changed from tanks, fighter planes and guns to a war on our sovereignty, culture, currency and standard of living. This war against us has many firsts. Much of our own government is plotting to destroy our way of life for their own financial gain. How much more can this unquestionable success of a society take before this enemy within creates enough division that it triggers the final blow? Or will the present day patriots be able to stop this treason and set our beloved country back onto its foundation? Only time will tell. J.Goodrich
hmmm, diaper man keeps saying don't, and then the opposite happens
hmmm
diaper man keeps saying don't voter for trump...
the future's so bright, I gotta get shades
I know this sounds Batchit cwazy wabbit impossible, but there are actually people out there who are still supporting Resident Biden, and this administration.
A woman was recently quoted: "Joe Biden could rape me in the street, and I still wouldn't vote for Donald Trump".
This is a sickness, fueled by the MSM, political hacks, slimebags who hate America, hate OUR freedoms, and will stop at nothing, including MURDER, POISONING, and STARVATION as their tools to get what they want.
The more I read, the more I see, the more I talk to people, the more I love simply spending time alone with my dogs and my wife, and dislike any interactions with the general public
Primarily dogs, but the wife too, from time to time
Oh, and most of you guys are okay
8-)
I’d love to laugh at the funnies, but they’re so true, I just get pissed off 😤.
Today the lovely state of Pa sent me a penalty bill for not paying enough taxes quarterly, although they get all my $$ anyway. I just think of all those paying zero on welfare and all the ILLEGALS getting everything for free from us taxpayers‼️
Vote for all America First republican candidates, or kiss America goodbye 😡
I have my own thought on his Don't edict.
DON'T,
DON'T
DON'T VOTE FOR THE SQUATTERS at Pennsylvania Ave.!
My yellow Lab is probably more spoiled than JP's
When I roll over in bed and wake him up, I believe I can hear him swearing.
He's with me constantly except when it rains.
He doesn't like the rain but has no problem breaking thin ice so he can swim.
We were put here on earth to serve dogs, I swear.
That one about the internet sounding like screaming robots slays me! My coworker and I are still both laughing about that one! LOLOLOL
I was remembering my former partner Saman from Iran and his brother Farzan and their mother and their sister, and the wife of Farzan, Azedeh and their daughter Pegah whom I watched sleep and loved. Their father saw what was happening in Iran with the Shaw and got his children out. This was during the time when women had rights and their mother divorced, worked in a hospital and came to visit often. Knowing these Iranians and their hearts and souls makes a difference about how I feel about any war anywhere. It gets personal.
These are so painfully, ironically comforting. We all look so forward to the affirmation we get from each image and meme.
Remember when political humor was a magnification of reality? ha - We've long passed "You can't make this stuff up."
The multi-layered orchestration of evil that's prevailing worldwide today, no comedian alive could exaggerate.
Those who could make positive change clearly won't and the worst gets worster day by day. After this week's news I couldn't be more convinced that prayer and fasting are the only weapons to effect change. In all truth they are the most effective and therein it's only doubt that renders believers inoperative. Right where evil wants us to be. Blessings to all and much love and gratefulness to the Malones.
Well dang!! Sooooooo many good ones today! 😄👏👏👏
Dr. Malone, Your Fallout series is SO good, and each program is even better than the one before. Please encourage EpochTV to initiate a newsletter-signup list so that followers will be notified when there is a new program, and we could notify others in advance. Otherwise, there's no way to know.
Thanks!
Thanks for the chuckle.. Did You know I drove that van? Well it had the same signs.
The Biden Cartoon Show is beyond belief! His gaffes are notorious. He is not cognizant. Yet he sits in the highest seat...An (not our) American president and the Commander in Chief of America. Biden, the tool of people in the White House who hid him in the basement during the election; fearful of what he would say, when he opened his mouth.
I like the kangaroo court funny.
The video clip with Biden was embarrassing . He has dementia. The end.
JP nailed it again.
Have a great weekend!
Oh such hate in these. The libs will be in a rage. Keep the emu safe and out of puddles. Love the funnies.