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A gale of broken promises propels me toward my prey: Defenseless corporate piggy banks--sclerotic, woke, and gay. From laptop to laptop to laptop I sway. An email a day keeps the bosses away! Yo ho, yo ho, watch my bank account grow! I jump between my stand-up calls and none of them know. Yar har yar har--well fuck HR!
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Your booty's mine to plunder, I'm Rasputin, you're the Czar. At the crack of dawn each morning, I will execute my plan... A sinister white monster with a white Monster in hand! Reschedule all my meetings and avoid the PIP I said my mom's got Alzheimer's--and I have ADHD. Building power meant to last, I'm stacking jobs and Zoomer ass!
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Call me parasite and rake, but nature gives while men of action take. ...and take. and take, and take, and take, and take a yo-ho, yo-ho. Watch my bank account grow! I jump between my stand-up calls and none of them know. Yar, har, yar, har. Well, fuck HR. Your booty's mine to plunder. I'm Rasputin, you're the Czar.

Stacker's Delight

an anthem for my buccaneers

Lately I’ve been so inspired by the developments in my job stacking group that I couldn’t help but write an original song to honor the ethos we’re cultivating.

You should stay tuned for our organization’s first official progress report and formal testimonials to emerge over the next two weeks. But if you’re interested in joining please also feel free to DM me any questions you have and I’d be glad to answer.

Take care gents!

Cap’n Walt

Discussion about this video

Indisciminate plunder of corporations would not fit in the historical accuracy of pirates. A Letter of Marque could be issued by a patriot organization. Offical govt santion is not possible since Israel and the Deep State beheaded the Republic in 1963 with assassination pf President JFK. The last 61 years are illegitimate government tearing at the carcass of a once great USA.

My proposal: Become corporation killers. Target Zionist corporations untilmwe own or have destroyed all S&P500 corporations.

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Nice update to the DP. The last one was terrible.

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