you may be asking: what’s so bad about a little rain? can’t Donny have some toady hold an umbrella while he waddles from the airplane to his limo to the rally? no he can’t, because Trump’s hate-rallies are now held outside. take another look at that video clip above. the crowd of excited cultists are waiting on the airport tarmac — because that’s where these things take place now. Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants flies in, rambles incoherently for an hour and a half, and flies out. fake-billionaire Donald Trump is flat broke. his campaign is spending so much money on criminal defense lawyers — Alina Habba’s brand-new ahem kidneys aren’t going to pay for themselves, you know — that he can no longer afford to rent out stadiums.