"let’s unpack this. Trump’s lawyer, citing the legal doctrine of ‘this trial is bullshit and we don’t want to do it any more,’ asked the judge to skip ahead to the end and declare that Trump is innocent as a lamb, and when Engoron declined, Donny stood up, muttered ‘unbelievable’ and waddled out in a huff. first of all, what a fucking baby. second of all, who knew that storming out in the middle of trial was a thing you could do. if thumbing your nose at the legal system isn’t contempt of court, what is?"