Congratulations to our Dear Leader for pretending to win yet another of his golf-club tournaments, the DPRK Invitational. Adding to his “wins” in 2023 and 2024! Here’s hoping his fake win will help him work out his daddy/putter-length issues that he’s taking out on the rest of the country. Even though two dozen states were ravaged by severe storms over the weekend, killing 40 people — while DOGE is hollowing out the NOAA — that wasn’t enough to keep Dear Leader off the links. The great ones play with other people’s pain. And play he does, 16 times in 56 days of his new administration, according to Trump Golf Track. That’s 28.57 percent of this term so far. Keep up the hard work, Mr. President!