In case you’ve lost track of the atrocities at home (Trump sending out AI photos of himself as Pope a week after attending the guy’s funeral, Trump saying he’s not so sure about supporting the Constitution, Trump turning into the Sociopath Who Stole Christmas with his two-dolls policy), Trump’s meme-coin/crypto side hustle is essentially legalized bribery. (It might not be legal, but it’s not like Pam Bondi’s going to do anything about it.) No other President in history has so shamelessly profited off the office. Maybe we should just make Trump bribes tax deductible. Could be the only economic relief we get.