Sure, it’s totally normal for the Deputy Attorney General — formerly the felonious president’s personal criminal attorney — to go meet with a convicted pedophile who is already serving a 20-year-sentence, and who has no pending cases, in order to “interview” her when his former client/POTUS is under suspicion of hiding things that have to do with her pedophile co-conspirator, who Trump was best buds with for at least a decade (according to Jeffrey Epstein himself). Maybe Ghislaine Maxwell can come up with a list of Johns — preferably Democratic ones — who will make people forget about Trump’s suspicious behavior? (Somebody had to diddle all those underaged girls, besides just Maxwell and Epstein and Prince Andrew!) But the important thing here is to serve justice, and to inform The People, and to exonerate President Trump, which Trump’s kneepad-wearing Deputy Attorney General is trying not to lose sight of. So rest easy. This is all completely normal, and there’s nothing to worry about! Transparency! Populism!

Man, it’s so refreshing to see the swamp get drained!