By now, we’ve all seen swimsuit shots of Jeff Bezos. Mainly, because he needs us to see pictures of him with his shirt off. And good for him for transforming his nerd body. But I wish he’d spend less time on delts and lats and doing deep knee bends before MAGA, and more time stiffening his spine. Maybe his lady friend’s plastic surgeon could even recommend someone to do a testicle lift, since his balls seem to have all but disappeared. He needs something. Because nerd habits die hard, and Bezos still seems to be worried that the school bully is going to hang him on a wedgie hook, which is why he’s vandalizing his own newspaper, one of the last great journalism institutions in America.