Make money doing the work you believe in
If I were Trump, Day 2
Blow up all George Floyd statues and other symbols of black worship.
Fund research to determine if compassion for violent criminals (leftism) is detectible and hereditary.
If so, implement mandatory blood tests for all Americans I haven’t deported. Round up anyone who tests positive, sterilize them, then deport them to Africa. If not, determine based on social media history.
Legalize cocaine and MDMA.
Confiscate the homes of the rich leftists I deported, throw massive parties in them to celebrate my acts of kindness.
Ban LinkedIn and Instagram.
Force Apple to remove pregnant dad emojis.
Give the homeless $5K to get off their feet, then declare homelessness a felony punishable by death.
Build skyscraper border wall at the US-Canada border.
Invade Mexico, drone the cartels, turn it into America’s personal luxury resort.
Take over Eataly, order a prime rib sandwich, think about Day 3.
