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Trump Warns of Increase in Transgender Mice Since Haitians Ate All the Cats
“These mice had nothing to fear because they knew that all the cats had been eaten," he claimed.
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Trump Sets Record for Longest Speech Without Single Fact
Republicans were awestruck by their leader’s ability, at the age of 78, to give such a sustained fact-free oration.
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Trump Watches Musk’s Speech to Congress From Last Row
Musk did not mention Trump in his address.
Mar 4
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Putin Scolds Trump: "I Got You Elected and You Haven't Said Thank You Once"
“When you were running for president, you didn’t have any cards," Putin shouted.
Mar 4
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King Charles Downgrades Trump’s State Visit to Lunch with Prince Andrew
“Sorry, chap, you’ve got to take one for the team," the King told Andrew.
Mar 3
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Traitor of the Week: Quisling No. 2
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Mar 2
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Zelenskyy Meets With Russian Agent
“It was important to communicate with someone who speaks for Putin," the Ukrainian said.
Feb 28
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Musk Puts Trump in Charge of New Unit Called DOZE
The Tesla chief said he was “totally pumped” to see what Trump accomplishes at the Department Of Zero Efficiency.
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