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WhiskeyLeaks: The Musical!
These songs won’t be performed at the Kennedy Center any time soon.
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Zuckerberg Rethinks Meta Policy After Community Notes Call Him a Sociopath
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What Happens Now?
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Turning off the News
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Nation Shocked That Former Fox Host Might Be Liar
The bombshell threatens to tarnish the image of the nation’s most trusted news organization.
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Greenland Rejects Trump’s Offer to Trade JD Vance for Rare Earth Minerals
The island responded with a strongly worded rebuke.
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Waltz Says He Used Signal for War Plans Because it Offered More Emojis
Waltz said the government’s secure communication system lacked even rudimentary emojis like fist, fire, and smiley face.
Mar 26
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Kim Jong Un Demands to be Included in all Future Hegseth Group Chats
The North Korean dictator called his exclusion "hurtful."
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Adam Kinzinger Rips the Pete Hegseth Shitshow
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Greenland Appoints Special Envoy to Greet Trump Delegation
The American visitors will be greeted “the moment they step off the plane," a Greenlandic spokesman said.
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Americans Demand Breathalyzer Be Attached to Pete Hegseth’s Phone
“I should never drink and text, and so I am giving up texting.”
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