APHC 50, Solo, and Trio shows

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Delicious weeknight staples for our current dystopia!

A recap from the brink

Don't say “Oorah” or “yut”

"This robot generation is different. No work ethic. No value for service," complained one recruiter.

More like Macbleeeech!

We might lose more than just an election

Two days ago, I went to see my friend, Dr. Oren Tepper, for a breast lift and a fat transfer. I’d known that I needed my boobs fixed for about four years. But I kept putting it off, because I actually loathe surgery. It was the fat globule under my chin that finally pushed me over the edge.

(A companion piece to Sprinkle Tahini on my Grave)

Newsletter 2022-08-15

We all know the dining room table is a wildly inappropriate place to eat. It’s better to snack in bed. What’s your go-to junk food before falling asleep? As you know, I’m incredibly classy, so I only have the best. My favorite combination for date nights is Marshmallow Mateys Cereal (eaten dry, of course) and Busch Light. My wife is a lucky woman. What’s your go to end-of-the-night snack when you’re under the covers? Sound off in the comments.

A more iconic duo HAS FINALLY BEEN NAMED.

Janie & Paul point with their mouths agape in horror while recording a watchalong track!

Upon opening Louise Perry’s new book, The Case Against the Sexual Revolution: A New Guide to Sex in the 21st Century, I’m moved to tears by the dedication: “For the women who learned it the hard way” Unlike many other people who have read and reviewed Perry’s work, reading her book wouldn’t be some academic exercise in contemplating how liberal feminism has let women down. It wouldn’t be evaluating what those poor sluts over there have endured in the wake of the sexual revolution. Reading her book was personal.

Bridget’s incisive and hilarious analysis of Thursday’s debate.

After reading a lot since the debate, I have come to the conclusion that I was wrong to think it is better for our country for him to step down. My mind changed (although I was unsure, just scared) in part because it feeds into the idea that performance in one night should be a determining factor for who makes a good Commander in Chief. Immediately following the debate, I was scared and thought he had lost it. But he simply had a bad night, and I am certain he is capable of handling the office of the Presidency. Those duties do not include debating a pyschopathic, serial liar.

To keeping our Democracy intact

This here is what you get, and why.

Hello. I’ve never done this, or written this line before, or anything like it: Today, I donated a thousand dollars to a presidential campaign. For most of my adult life, I have been highly encouraged not to make political contributions of any size, to anyone, because of having to maintain the elaborate professional fiction that journalists are absolutely pristinely politically neutral. It’s sort of nonsense. Journos are very knowledgeable and opinionated: I always expressed opinions robustly, including the one right here, in which I

and that's why I'm crying quietly.

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Two long years ago, I wrote about Miami.

I am not just a cheerleader, I am all of them.

Hey friends! Hope you’re having a wonderful week despite the world’s constant attempts to make it terrible! Today I’ve got something for ya that no one else will see! I was asked to audition for Saturday Night Live during the hot and heavy era of the pandemic so everything was done on tape. My pal (and SNL Alum) Leslie Jones gave me some pointers and I …

Good afternoon, friends! Back in the park rantin! Hope yall enjoyed the livestream this past Sunday! Full video will be out later this week! Love ya! ‘Corey Merch: CoreyShirts.com

You may remember me from such shows as Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, The Daily Show, or my dramatic cinematic breakout as "unnamed Cinnabon Cashier" in The Love Guru. Somewhere over the years, our paths and emails crossed. Perhaps we met in person. Perhaps at some point I delivered scorching commentary directly *at* you, as you sat innocently in a live studio audience, gently willing me to tumble down the steps and break eye contact.

Certain diagnostics are not up for debate.

It's the end of days

Fight Us

From here on out I'm done with the drip, drip, drip, drip, drip...

Episode 2: Homecoming

Here they are!

Listen now | Tim survives a brush with the Real Rob.

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Always interesting and always good fun, Janine Morigeau answers a lot of my subscribers questions, and a few of my own!

A quote from one of at least twelve people we got on the show to discuss their experiences of the Primer Cube six months after we first introduced it

Finding love in a 'Jesus-didn't-teach-hate' world

A second handful of scenics before Thursday's second and final column about the 2,133-mile journey

Welcome to The Ballygobbard Project. We’re so glad you’re here.

Skippy Brennan invites Aisling on to talk about The Ballygobbard Project, among other things

WASHINGTON D.C. - President Joe Biden took to the podium today to address the elephant in the room—his age. “Sure, I’m old,” Biden began, drawing a chuckle from the gathered press. “But let’s put things in perspective here. At least I’m not a criminal and completely batshit insane.”

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In his first official acts following the Supreme Court’s ruling that presidents are totally immune from prosecution, President Biden took quick action today by ordering the arrest of all six conservative Supreme Court justices, canceling the 2024 election, and exiling former President Donald Trump to Siberia.

Marcel, E.G.G.S. and Nathaniel Tell All

14,000 down, 3,000 to go!! Plus: CAFÉ ANNE Quarterly Report!!!

Courtesy of Maxine's Baby

This is the week that was

“you can’t get addicted to weed.” wanna bet?

Joan Didion's reasons + mine too